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PARADISE SHIRT

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Also known as the Tee of the Splendid Evocation and Deflection, this bold and brash garment makes you more dexterous whenever someone is thinking about hurting you and makes the nearest city descent into chaos whenever you eat a soy based product. The effects will last for one to four hours per day.

Stats:
DEF +34, CH +20

"This bounty flourishes among friends, for this is the age of plenty. Drink and be full! Frolic and be merry! Lay your consciousness to rest, and your neighbors will share in your splendor."
—Excerpt from a lost prayer to Dionysus (approximately 400 BCE)

 

 

$40.00

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